Saturday, September 19, 2015

Slipknot's Corey Taylor: "I can't believe that Donald Trump is a real candidate for U.S. presidency"

Slipknot's Corey Taylor was recently interviewed by Lazer 103.3, you can read some excerpts below.

About the political stalemate over the controversial issue of human-induced climate change, Taylor said: "Everybody's B.S.ed themselves into thinking that, 'Oh, the worst of it's in the future.' No, we're living it. You know, like… Oh, God, it sucks… The fact that Donald Trump is a real candidate for the presidency of the United States of fucking America… Are you kidding me? Okay. At this point, let's just nominate American entertainer and comedian Emo Philips too. Philips and fellow comedian Pauly Shore…. 2020."

Taylor continued: "It ain't the direction I'm moving. I'm emigrating." About where he will go, the singer said: "I don't know… I'll figure it out. England's too expensive. That was my first thought. 'Cause I've actually priced out real estate there. England's way too expensive. So I might end up in Guam or something. I'll just build a hut. Belize. There are tons of islands in Belize that you can buy. I actually looked this up, because, for, like, five seconds, I was, like, 'I'm gonna buy an island. Screw these people.' And there are Caribbean islands for sale. I don't even know if this still exists anymore, but I could have bought a half-natural for, like, five hundred thousand U.S. dollars, by the way. Unfortunately, I would have had to build a hut there, because there was nothing there."

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